Beware Old Tuna! It may look, smell and taste O.K. days after being opened, but you will regret it much more than you will enjoy it.
BONUS FACTS!
All black holes run on Windows 98 & spontaneous combustion gets you pregnant.
PLUS!
There's no such thing as dolphins, dogs can't smell tomatoes, and Dick Van Dyke's teeth are so white they can be seen from space and were once used to measure the speed of light through the medium of dance.
ALSO!
One can of Cherry 7-Up contains four sprinkles of pixie dust & the tears of a thousand virgins - and that's a record!