Kirby Gourmet Race (GaMetal) How It Should Be Done
All the rest of you banging out the same standard metal renditions of SNES classics, get your pen and paper out and take yourself some notes. This does what it says on the tin, which is itself metal, the single word METAL written upon't with lasers from the future, themselves made of innumerable smaller lasers, fired from the collapsing core of a star of pure metal, formed by the long dead remains of our future robot masters (who would now be our future selves former masters), through the centre of which is buried The Eternal Sword Of The One True Odin, slicing in twain the very gravity of said star, the incomprehendable physics of which fires a single atom of said sword into said tin and dropping it right on YOUR TINY FUCKING FLESHLING BRAINS, where it will expunge all traces of the slightest incling of a fleeting reminiscence of any thought you may have had that Simon Cowell has ever done anything good for music ever. Having said that, the bass frequencies are occasionally fuzzy. HQ version...?