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[Toss the Turtle]

Nice concept, great art, but...

Seriously, no gameplay AT ALL. I just got nearly 4 million, unlocked all the medals except the last one, and all I had to do was save up for the tank and maintain momentum with the AK. It's a great concept, but it needs to be much more interactive; perhaps by making the guns more versatile, or making the "obstacles" more varied in their effects. A target-based minigame could also improve replayability, which this game really needs. Still better than 90% of the games on NG, so please don't think I'm only being negative.

[The Scale of the Universe]

There's Not Enough Stuff Like This

Great concept, accessible format, and hugely informative in a very subtle way. I would like to see the same concept and format applied to a more specific subject; the solar system or a single atom, for example. I think that would also be interesting and it might annoy syswhocares(?), who shouldn't vote stuff down because it wasn't what he thought it was like a daft twat.

[Epic Battle Fantasy 3]

Love It

I've beaten actual, paid-for-with-cash RPGs quicker and less enjoyably than this game. To everyone who says it's too hard, can't beat boss X, blah blah blah, THE GAME IS NOT THE PROBLEM, YOU ARE. The minigames could be games in and of themselves, and the script is consistantly funny and engaging. Btw I've got 40 medals which show in the game but not under the game window. Anyone know why?